McFlab of the Special Air Services.........
What can be said about Randy McFlab that hasn't already been said? Said by his headmaster from school, said by the police, said by the judges and finally said by his comrades in the army? Not a lot really. McFlab is a leg end in his own lunchtime.
Randy McFlab is a soldier's solder in the same way that Kenneth Williams was a man's man. Loved by many, feared by even more and ignored by the ignorant he is the ultimate soldier.
Much has been written about him most of which can not be read by the general public, his exploits during his service with the Special Air Service are legendary. and since that other bloke with a similar sounding name left the regiment McFlab is now the most decorated soldier serving with 4 top coats and as many underoats.
Read what other people have said about McFlab then read his biography for the never before revealed details of his early life.
Brig Leftbridge-Stewart U.N.I.T. former CO 22 SAS "The men will follow McFlab anywhere if only out of curiosity"
Lt BNW Jackson RGJ Pl Comd Rifle Depot "McFlab will go far and the sooner he starts the better"
Lt Gen Sir Peter De La Bellihair "Who?"
WO1 (RSM) J Jefferies 22 SAS "When McFlab retires the regiment will be that much poorer, steps are already being taken to hide all the valuables away from him"
Padraig O'Flannel PIRA deceased "British basta...... bugger he's slotted me"
With such glowing testimonials (the M.O. has given him some cream for these) who can doubt his bravery and devotion to duty.
McFlab has seen action in many theatres including the New Theatre in Oxford and the Saddlers Wells and the Soho theatres in London. With his team consisting of Tabbers, Fiji Sid and Trotter backed up in RHQ by CSjt "Dotty" Morse RGJ and in the squadron office by Cpl (I nearly won a VC) Steve Wyenott RGJ he is the leader of a formidable fighting team.
The website came about as a result of stories written by McFlab's biographer whose identity can not be revealed and which were published in the then Internet Branch on line magazine the Green Machine. As the stories became more popular it seemed natural that McFlab should have his own website.
Over the years the daring do of Mcflab has become the talk of nations. More recently he has been joined by equally mysterious Cpl then Sjt and now CSjt Morse RGJ Detached (his uncle was a famous detective you know) who has revealed for the first time the inner working of that place ending in ford and tells how those operations are planned.
To enjoy the McFlab stories use the link on the left hand side to be taken to his own website but beware - it is not for the faint hearted or those with a peanut allergy.
